Illarterate - adj. lacking art, knowledge or skill; clumsy or uncultured.

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Influences: public toilet cubicle drawings/slogans; WordArt posters in Market Street shop windows; the Mega-Zine; awful mid-90s video game magazines; bootleg vinyl artwork; whoever is responsible for the Max Headroom hijacking incident; Turner Q Worm.